I've never related more to anyone in my entire life than I do to this kid waiting in line to see Maria Callas sing Tosca.

It's really fucking weird that people seem to think you only do or think about the things you post about on social media. I have so much more going on my life than I ever post about here, and so do most people.

Chances are high that you know almost nothing about any given blogger on this website, and making wild assumptions about their personal lives based on what they do post about is both weird and invasive.

Some of yall need to be more embarrassed about what yall say online and im not talking about the fandom people because at least they have friends that share their niche interests. Some of yall dont even have that and be on here talking to strangers any kind of way and then wonder why ur lonely. Like girl it’s because u are awful to be around

Friday Nights — Deborah DeWit (2006)

the real question is how many people have *you* admitted you have a crush on to

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

get out your popcorn y'all: tumblr is finding out that the pirates in the gay pirate show were bad people irl.

season 2 of hamilton discourse let's gooooo

colleges are like: we hate disabled people, we hate sick people, we hate our baseline student but if you need accommodations we hate you much much more, we don’t think you deserve an education if you will have to miss classes because of your chronic illness or disability, we don’t care if you live or die in fact we hope you die

we want you to drop out so you will stop bothering us and please let the door hit you on the way out, don’t fucking come back

having some controversial opinions keeps annoying people away from you

a team leader addressing their crew by saying "okay polycule listen up"

Type "pussy like" and let your phone finish it